How to Keep Sane When Doing a Repetitive, Boring Job
Pick up a load of paper from a box. Take a few of them in my hand. Offer them as a sacrifice to the shredder god. Listen to the loud noise and watch the paper […]
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Surprise Encounter At Home Repo
“Oh man, I’m glad I found you guys. I can’t find anyone to help me in this Home Depot. This place is like a billion square feet and I think they’ve got like two people […]
HumorOutcasts Radio – Interview with Paul De Lancey
I loved having Paul De Lancey on HumorOutcasts Radio. If anyone fits the description of a Renaissance Man, it is this gentleman. Not only does he possess a PhD in Economics, but he cooks, has […]
The Upside To Procrastination
My grandparents lived in a house with a detached garage. It sat at the bottom of a steep driveway, maybe fifty yards behind the main house. The structure was your standard built-from-wood affair, but it […]
The Birds & The Bees – The Truth
When you’re the parents of imaginary kids, you know that the day is going to come when you’re going to have to explain about the birds and the bees. This is my first attempt and […]
The Things We Do For Love
I openly admit I’m a Dancing with the Stars groupie. I stayed up to watch the 2-hour finale and like many of you hoped Meryl and Maks would win the coveted Mirror Ball trophy – […]
Bullies and the First Day of School
I have a girl’s name. Trust me, you’re not the first to notice. I wasn’t even the first to notice. I found out on the first day of first grade. My parents (the perpetrators) never […]
Try Waking Up In A City That Always Sleeps
The other day I was taking the Amtrak train from Southern Connecticut to New York City. When I saw the skyline I instantly thought of Frank Sinatra singing “New York, New York.” Here’s what I […]