Outta Hand Airline Baggage Charges
In Catholic School algebra, I always had to solve for the letter n. So n is now = the person that sent me this story and x = the unnamed military dude that this happened […]
Category: Fiction
Personal Hygiene Products – Men and Women
They don’t call me MacGyver and that’s because I’m not good with my hands. Give me a glove and I’ll know what to do with it but ask me to fix the flux capacitor and […]
Sesame and Honey Sticks and a Crossword Puzzle
Malian Dessert MENI MENIYONG (sesame and honey sticks) INGREDIENTS 1 3/4 cups sesame seeds 1 1/4 cups honey 4 tablespoons butter, unsalted no-stick spray makes about 40 sticks SPECIAL UTENSIL cookie sheet PREPARATION Preheat oven […]
I Want to Play a Game
See what funny, ugly hippies now order when one of them has to eat inside the most popular fried chicken diner. If you want to know, locate and circle the words from the riddle above […]
Bunkerville Update
It’s been almost three weeks since militiamen flocked to Cliven Bundy’s ranch in Bunkerville, Nevada. A Nevada congressman is now calling on elected officials in the state to rid the town in his district of […]
The Right of Way
Jill Y and I do not believe in smacking our imaginary kids. When I was a kid, my dad gently smacked me once and I’ve since developed what the doctors call “a healthy respect for others”. […]
Afghan Chicken Stew and A Maze to Solve
Afghan Entree QORMA LAWAND (chicken stew) INGREDIENTS 4 chicken breasts or 2 pounds chicken 3 garlic cloves 2 onions 2 teaspoons ginger 1 teaspoon lime juice 1/4 teaspoon pepper 1/4 teaspoon salt 2 tablespoons peanut […]
Carnegie, Parents, and the Joy of Libraries
SLIGHTLY OFF THE MARK When my parents first married, they were too poor to go out much. So when the local comic book shops put the older inventory on sale they’d buy a stack, […]