How To Get Your Swag On.
I’m not an award winning advocate of the youth of today. They should get off my lawn or they won’t see that ball ever again. My imaginary son is one of those youths but he’s […]
Category: Fiction
Grilled Ham and Dill Havarti Sandwiches and the Discovery of America
Fusion Entree GRILLED HAM AND DILL HAVARTI SANDWICH INGREDIENTS 6 tablespoons butter 8 slices of your favorite bread 1 pound slice deli ham 6 ounces dill Havarti cheese PREPARATION Cut butter into 4 equal pieces […]
Inventors, We Salute You!
Every great invention starts with a thought. It’s a moment when the proverbial light bulb goes off and a truly great idea emerges. Sure, we’ve all heard the stories about how Alexander Graham Bell invented […]
Two Obnoxious Old Guys In A Bar
The other week, I was eating a late dinner by myself at an out of town Outback. Since I was by myself, I chose to eat at the bar. Much to my dismay, there were […]
Actors Don’t Get Paid Enough For This
Actors don’t get paid enough. They feed us an amazing amount of entertainment and then you all go and illegally download their movies without paying them for their work. This is not cool. Just take […]
How They Name Their Products
Anytime a corporation is trying to sell you something there are two forces at work. There’s the carefully managed perception they want you to believe: And then there’s reality: No, put down the phone, these […]
Thomas the Insightful Tank Engine
Many ask the Bill Y how he knows so much about the financial acumen of the ladies of the night and it’s a valid question, if ever there was one. A question like this demands […]
Sister Adolfa’s Revenge
A 1950s-60s Catholic school upbringing is like Superglue. It really sticks. (Sister Adolfa, wherever you are, please notice my clever use of simile. … Yes, Str, I know the difference between a simile and a […]
Writer’s Block and Other Occupational Hazards
This writing life has presented some pesky problems for a horse. Daily keyboard tasks have knocked the stuffing out of my leisure pursuits. All those memorable hours once filled with gin rummy tournaments have been […]
DEVIL JUICE
My husband is an avid beer drinker, but once he switches over to the dark side of wine, he becomes a different person. Just like a woman with raging hormones in the throes of menopause, […]