The Place to Take a Humor Break
American Dessert CHOCOLATE AND VANILLA SUNDAE INGREDIENTS 3/4 cup whipping cream 1 cup semisweet chocolate chips 1 teaspoon vanilla extract 1/3 cup unsalted peanuts (or already ground) 2 pints chocolate ice cream 2 pints vanilla […]
A colonoscopy. The scary “C” word. Something I have been putting off for awhile. This is what you get for your birthday once you hit fifty. “Hey, happy birthday! Here’s your present—a gift wrapped colonoscopy!” […]
We’re not the type to let things bother us too much. We take things in our stride and prefer to kickback to some chill out sounds, reading Paulo Coelho while exercising our Zen like minds. […]
Dear Lord, please forgive me for my wicked ways. When I told a group of Girl Scouts that Jesus wanted them to give me free Thin Mints as part of a new merit badge called, […]
Despite having a time machine and the ability to travel to the future, we just didn’t see this coming. Yesterday started like most mornings. We got out of bed and spent 20 minutes mocking each […]
Married people and people with children sometimes say the darnedest things to single childless people… and by darnedest I mean – dumb, stupid, inane, insulting, ridiculous, and for a big finish let me whip out […]
Female Opera Singers and Other Wild Animals Most people think female opera singers look like this: Some of us look more like this: Most of us are somewhere in between: We’ve all heard the saying, […]
Some days you’re in that kind of mood when EVERYTHING and EVERYBODY is a jagoff. Including the gas pump at the local self-serve station. As civilized humans, we expect a few basic things out of life: 1) […]
SLIGHTLY OFF THE MARK You’d think this weather would be perfect for “it’s so cold” jokes. You know: It’s so cold I saw a dog frozen to a hydrant. That’s an old one – […]
I want my money back. I distinctly remember hearing that if I moved to Northern Virginia, I’d be able to “freeze my butt off” in the winter on top of this damn mountain. Well, my […]