Monkey See, Monkey Do And Now I Have The Doghouse Blues
Seneca says “Only time can heal what reason cannot” and Seneca is very much right. If you can do a brother a favor and explain that to Jill Y, she might let me out of […]
Category: Fiction
Why During Christmas, You Never Forget Your Fire Department
Unfortunately, this is the true tale of the fire in my kitchen this past weekend. Please sing to the tune of 12 Days of Christmas. Don’t worry, I counted only to Five. I don’t want […]
This Holiday Season, Don’t Forget Those In Music Prisons
I step up to the register at Fred Meyers, clutching my copy of Elvis Presley: It’s Christmas Time. I’m well aware of how fortunate I am. Eager shoppers have decimated the once-bulging stack of Christmas […]
No Actors were used in the filming of this.
I have this massively inflated opinion of myself. In my head, I’m the ruler of 17 Eastern European countries, I print my own money and am never wrong. In reality, I am only the ruler […]
People, It Is Time To Fight Back
We see the same story every holiday season. And I’m not talking about It’s A Wonderful Life or The Charlie Brown Christmas Special. I’m referring to incidents that may or may not be part of […]
This looks like the real thing but looks can be deceiving.
The internet is full of information and this is a good thing. Thanks to the internet, I actually sometimes come across as having a semblance of intelligence but it’s not me at all, it’s the […]
Not Funny.
Everyone thinks they’re funny these days. Everyone thinks they’re comedians. I think I’ve given out a total of 5 Diploma’s in Comedy this year so I don’t understand why so many people are claiming to […]
Fun With MRIs
Many people go into panic mode when they think of getting an MRI. To them, it’s like being stuck in a locked coffin with a jackhammer being piped in. I have never had that problem. […]