Stop doing that and shut the duck up.

I went to feed the ducks today. I didn’t feed them food because they had just come back from a barbecue but I did feed them information. I told them that they should get themselves […]

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I don’t think honesty is a weakness.

When telling the truth, it’s important to be honest. Koalemos, the Greek god of stupidity and foolishness, probably never said those words but he definitely, probably said other words. Those of us who worship at […]

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Thirsty Dave becomes a model citizen

Just like Bon Jovi dressed as Nuns, covering a Bieber song in a fundraiser to raise awareness for the intelligence of Paris Hilton, I thought this would never happen. Thirsty Dave can best be described […]

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My attempt to try and understand the telecommunications industry.

Anyone who says that Thirsty Dave is not a resourceful dude is a liar. In my attempt to try to understand the telecommunications industry, he’s been trying to sell me a phone because that’s what […]

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Some people are gone to the dogs.

When the door is open, it can often be mistaken as an invitation to take a look around but this is not always the case. I think you should take a moment to think about […]

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