Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please remind my wife not to annoy me while I’m watching NCIS. “Can you kill the huge spider in the bath tub, I can’t reach the peaches on the top shelf can you get them for me […]
Category: Fiction
The record of the cat.
It’s good to be happy. The chemicals produced by happiness are far more potent that the stuff Sugartastic Daddy John can get his hands on, on the street or so the word on the street […]
When Mythical Creatures Fight Back
I recently watched a nature program or some mock version of a nature program professing the reality of mermaids and the possibility that they may exist. Over 3-million viewers watched as computer generated mermaids swam with […]
Not Funny At All
I know this is supposed to be a humor column. But what I’m about to reveal is far too important to be left unsaid. Bear with me for a moment. Okay, here goes. Ya know […]
The expression of a child.
I’m always amazed at nothing. Nothing interests me, nothing amuses me and nothing I say or do, amuses anybody else. Well, I say nothing but there is one thing that I often wonder about. I […]
Bachmann Denies Decision Influenced By Concerns About Re-election, Impropriety, Sanity
On Wednesday, Minnesota GOP Representative Michele Bachmann, a tea party favorite, announced that she will not seek another term in the Congress. Many speculated that the decision was heavily influenced by concerns of a potentially […]
What is the primary reason you ordered food?
When someone asks you a question, you can answer them in a straightforward monosyllabic “Yes” or “No” or you can expand and go into a little more detail like “There’s more chance of travelling to […]
Introducing NutJobNeighbor.com
Imagine for a moment that you’re a real estate agent with a client who’s buying a house. You spend valuable hours arranging a title search, having an inspection done, and haggling over which repairs the […]
What’s in a name?
A friend of mine couldn’t find her name on a bottle of Coke. Her name isn’t unusual like Esmeralda, The Queen or Lindsay Lohan but it’s also not as obvious as Sam. We turned many […]
Brooklyn Bar to Honor Micro-Endowed Males
Count on a bar to come up with unusual contests. Count on a Brooklyn bar to think up the ultimate one: The Smallest Penis in Brooklyn contest. The Kings County Bar will be sponsoring this, […]