The expression of a child.
I’m always amazed at nothing. Nothing interests me, nothing amuses me and nothing I say or do, amuses anybody else. Well, I say nothing but there is one thing that I often wonder about. I […]
Category: Fiction
Bachmann Denies Decision Influenced By Concerns About Re-election, Impropriety, Sanity
On Wednesday, Minnesota GOP Representative Michele Bachmann, a tea party favorite, announced that she will not seek another term in the Congress. Many speculated that the decision was heavily influenced by concerns of a potentially […]
What is the primary reason you ordered food?
When someone asks you a question, you can answer them in a straightforward monosyllabic “Yes” or “No” or you can expand and go into a little more detail like “There’s more chance of travelling to […]
Introducing NutJobNeighbor.com
Imagine for a moment that you’re a real estate agent with a client who’s buying a house. You spend valuable hours arranging a title search, having an inspection done, and haggling over which repairs the […]
What’s in a name?
A friend of mine couldn’t find her name on a bottle of Coke. Her name isn’t unusual like Esmeralda, The Queen or Lindsay Lohan but it’s also not as obvious as Sam. We turned many […]
Brooklyn Bar to Honor Micro-Endowed Males
Count on a bar to come up with unusual contests. Count on a Brooklyn bar to think up the ultimate one: The Smallest Penis in Brooklyn contest. The Kings County Bar will be sponsoring this, […]
This picture of Ricky Gervais
Last week I started getting into Twitter for the first time and I’m not going to lie and say I hate it. Twitter is great for someone like me who over-elaborates things to such an […]
One Of Those Days
Sometimes your day just doesn’t go right. For example, in the morning your ex gets run over by a school bus. And then, later in the day, you lose your job driving a school bus. […]
The Thinking Busker of Everywhere
There exists a man who busks. We call him “The Thinking Busker of Everywhere” because we have no imagination and can’t think of anything better to call him. If you’ve ever thought someone was following […]