The World is Ending
Earthquake in Asia, bombing in Boston, a fraction of Texas exploded. The world is ending. A shooting at MIT and twelve outside my door. The world is ending. Part of Chicago is flooded and they […]
Category: Fiction
Dick’s Claim of Defending “vaginas”
At least he didn’t say the “C” word After New Hampshire State Rep. Peter Hansen(R) referred to women as “vaginas” in his defense of stronger laws to carry guns he retorted, following the firestorm […]
Just like all pictures, I knew this picture would end up on the internet
I’m not a big fan of doing things, preferring instead, not to do things. “You won’t do it”, they said. “Who won’t do it?”, said I. “You won’t”, said they. This behaviour went on for […]
Showbiz on Parade
I love interviewing showbiz celebs and insiders for my podcast Whine At 9. Now I’m thrilled to announce my new weekly online column Showbiz Analysis for Parade Magazine’s Parade.com. Each column features a Whine At […]
Jesus Tired of Our Crap, Cancels Second Coming, Would Not Sacrifice Again
Jesus announced yesterday that he’s had enough. He is tired of earth’s crap and he’s canceled his second coming indefinitely. “Look, I had a bad feeling about this way back when I agreed to be […]
With great thirst comes great need to quench that thirst.
With great thirst comes great need to quench that thirst. There was something different about the morning in question. Usually when Jill Y tells me to do something, I pretend not to do it and […]
Just Say Yes
The New York Times recently reported on a Major League Baseball player who is suspected of purchasing documents about himself from an anti-aging clinic in Miami. Apparently, the guy is trying to hide evidence of […]
Thirsty Dave Sr. tells Thirsty Dave Jr. the way it isn’t.
When opportunity comes a knocking, you need to grab hold and hold on tight with all of your hands. Sometimes opportunity knocks gently like a gentle breeze, gently minding its own business. Sometimes that opportunity […]
OVERMAN AT LA TIMES FESTIVAL OF BOOKS + PARTY! 4/20/13
I will be signing copies of Elevating Overman from 2-2:30 at the Rare Bird Lit booth. Then, at THE LAST BOOKSTORE 453 S Spring St Los Angeles, CA 90013 (213) 488-0599 Los Angeles Times Festival of […]