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Maybe I shouldn’t have done it? Maybe I was wrong? Having said that, I’ve never been wrong about anything before but there has to be a first time for everything I suppose? Wait a minute, […]
Category: Fiction
Tax Advice
It’s almost that time of year again – tax time. Yup, that dreaded time where you crunch the numbers and find out that you owe $300 that you don’t have. Unfortunately, you don’t have gambling […]
When you realize EVERYONE hates you
As far as stories go, this is one. They said I couldn’t mock something as severe as severe depression. They should have known, not to say something like that to me. I’m a big kid […]
The beginning of the thirst
I like reading stuff that people write. Sometimes when I don’t find what I’m looking for, I’ll write it myself. Thirsty Dave is extremely healthy for someone who bathes in a bath full of beer. Little is […]
Sick, But Not In The Cool Way
Hey Gang! Cathy Gainer Corporate Trainer here….Due to the barrage of emails no one sent, I am forced to address my absence last week. Yours truly was struck with a whopping case of the flu. I know […]
Rookie Vatican Fireman Causes $2 Million In Damages Dousing Sistine Chapel Smoke
A rookie Vatican firefighter, Giuseppe Vanotti, caused $2 million in damages to the Sistine Chapel earlier today when he mistook the black smoke billowing from the historic church during the papal conclave to be an […]
The New Olympic Sport
The recent decision to remove wrestling from the 2020 Olympics caused a furor in some circles. But here’s the good news – this means there’s now a spot open for another sport requiring endurance and […]
Thirsty Dave burns lots of bread
When Thirsty Dave does something, he does it with an intensity not seen since that lost Doctor got off the island in the hit television series “Lost”. Lately he’s been eating toast and I’m not […]
Dementia Shakes its Booty at Rock ‘n Roll
At long last, some good news in the headlines. Scientists think losing your marbles does not necessarily mean losing your musical edge. In short, when you’re old and gray and the best part of your […]
Saudia Arabia Needs YOU!
If you are looking for work and good with your hands, maybe you need to apply to help fill a shortage in Saudia Arabia. They need more swordsmen to perform the necessary beheadings throughout the […]