Help This Guy
I recently read that Dick Cheney plans to release a book about his experience surviving numerous heart attacks. The book will also discuss exciting new innovations in heart treatment (such as threatening to send unsuccessful […]
Category: Fiction
She’s not heavy
Scurvy Jane is one of the most positively, positive, skin-diseased people you could ever drink orange juice with. If you or I saw an atheist getting knocked down by a priest and the atheist died, […]
The man who always asked the question too late
The man who always asked the question too late, always asked the question too late. I’m not going to lie to you and tell you that this man exists but I’m not going to tell […]
All that glitters is gold
When Sugartastic Daddy John opens his mouth, words of wisdom are laid to rest in a bed made of stuff and things. Many have dared to offer the view that The Daddy doesn’t have a […]
Maternity Mansions
This is the kind of real-world story that causes rage among Americans whose European ancestors showed up uninvited at Ellis Island. According to the Daily Mail, some homeowners in California are using their homes to […]
Thirsty Dave doesn’t do subtlety
Every year Scurvy Jane goes to Thirsty Dave’s place for Christmas and every year Thirsty Dave fails to get what he wants for Christmas. If the thirsty one was awarded pints for trying, he would […]
Revel In The Embarrassment Your Body Causes
The other day at the gym I read an essay in a magazine. In the piece, the author was lamenting the fact that “her body embarrassed her.” Well, I thought to myself, there’s no need […]
On Yer Bike
It’s time for a warning boys and girls. It’s a warning you should heed because what I’m about to share with you is very real so be very vigilant and make sure you give up […]
The Curse Of The Creative
There are certain rules that must never be broken. One that has always puzzled me is the unwritten rule that says we may not use cat fur for clothing. For some reason, cats are protected […]