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Just because I’m a softly spoken, unopinionated, quiet person of timid sensibilities doesn’t mean I don’t have a voice. Just because that voice is seldom heard and rarely draws attention to itself doesn’t mean it […]

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The Master of All that is Everything

Like some people who like reading Agony Aunts in the newspapers, I like reading Agony Aunts in the newspapers. There’s a wealth of knowledge to be learned in those words and you don’t have to […]

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This isn’t a joke, this is real life.

Y world, the world of Y, my life – they’re one in the same and another name for this prison I find myself supposedly existing in. Some people are born to this world with silver […]

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A Political Fish Tale Caught on Tape with Soundtrack

This week in the news an Australian angler hooked a 600-pound Marlin. During the exhausting battle the large fish unexpectedly leaps into the charter fishing boat and go berserk. The fish was overheard ranting it […]

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Back in my day…

I must have been a bad, mad, massively confused bad madman in a previous life and as punishment in this life, I have to feed my miserable sense of humor with self-depreciating mocking, Bon Jovi […]

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To sleep, perchance to escape

Before we begin whatever the hell this is, we need to agree on something. We need to agree that it’s possible to be bored to sleep by the boring, senseless, drivel that constantly bleeds from […]

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The abhorrent, repugnant, antagonistic act of kissing someone

I witnessed the vilest, inhumane, indefensible act of greed when George Lucas made those Star Wars prequels. I was there when the Barman cruelly tried to convince Thirsty Dave that Sunday was “No Beer Day” […]

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