Judicious Sex and Congressional Congress
WARNING: Only some of what is written here is factual. In order to help you comb fact from fiction, I have bolded all of the factual text in the following article. One time I found […]
Category: Fiction
Poll Showing Fox News Viewers Alleged Ignorance was Liberally Biased
Somewhat recently it came to my attention that there was a study conducted which showed that Fox News viewers’ answers to poll questions were somewhat less correct than answers given by viewers of the lamestream […]
The Newest Cause of Death: Living
It’s not just smoking, ingesting High-Fructose Corn Syrup, drinking alcohol, and working with asbestos that can kill you, say scientists. You can also die by breathing in an out for as little as 30 seconds […]
I LOVE MY HO
I have a HO, dontcha know I love my HO fo sho My HO gives me some pleasure, Yo! It’s funny – give it a go! Sorry, Folks, there ain’t no mo. There really ain’t […]
The Dentist Chair
I don’t like to see people argue. I especially don’t like it when they argue in front of me and pretend I am not there. Last Friday, I was at the dentist. My mouth was […]
Verizon’s New iPhone Commercials
Have you seen Apple’s recent commercial with Verizon for the iPhone? I think they must be doing crack in those advertising meetings. These advertisements are pretentious, assuming and rather rude. They are basically saying that […]
The Burger Breakdown
A woman who had not eaten an In-N-Out burger for eight years literally cried after taking her first bite of a “double-double” at a grand opening for the burger chain in Texas. I am astounded […]
Evolution, Schmevolution
Evolution should be banned. It can’t possible be true. It doesn’t feel right in my gut. I know that God created millions of species perfectly the way they are, many were killed off exactly according […]
Nice, Nice Nice
Have you ever wondered where all the kind and generous people have gone to? It seems like everyone now is out there to screw you in some way, shape or form. And while I’m all […]
How the West Was Really Won
The settling and taming of the American West has aroused the collective imagination of people all over the world, who have seen it as a place of adventure and romance. Of course, that depends on […]