The Middle-Aged Toddler With the iPhone
I have a thing about phones. They are a necessary evil, like paying taxes or getting your teeth filled. Email is one of the greatest gifts the 20th Century gave mankind, because it freed us […]
Category: Fiction
Me And Don Joy
When I woke up on Tuesday in the orthopedic wing following back surgery, I saw the name Don Joy written on the whiteboard at the end of my bed. I was already feeling very joyous because […]
Birthday Present
This has not been my most creative year at all, at all. It hurts more than pain to admit that there are other people in the world who fluke their way into coming up with […]
Bowls the Cat Likes Jazz
Greetings audience of readers of mediocre writing and the occasional chuckle–if one were pressed–that my Female Human Captor likes to call a “blog.” My name is Bowls the Cat. My human captors insist upon calling […]
Idea Bad v Idea Good – Know The Difference
Reading is good like all of Dec 25’s arriving on same bus but how many of us can wave book in air and tell world that book changed life? I know this to be truth […]
When two worlds collide
Bill Y is not going to apologize for this one folks, sorry about that. This one is a mental conundrum of massive consequence. The word on the street is that Apple is going to make […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please remind me why it’s against the law to bash your spouse in the head with the digging end of a shovel when he looks at you and says, “Do you really need […]
5 College-Bound Tips for Justin Bieber’s Mom
Rumor has it that 18-year-old Justin Bieber might not have college on his radar, BUT he hasn’t ruled it out yet. So while it’s not at the top of his priority list, you know how […]
Have you seen this?
Some people are analytical, observant and perceptive. I am not analytical, observant and perceptive and really have to work hard at putting one foot in front of the other, turning off cartoons and turning on […]