Smoked Lady Parts on Sail?
A co-worker stopped by her local supermarket deli to pick up some lunch meat for her family. She was perusing the selection when she noticed the small, poorly written, misspelled sign advertising, “ Smoked Virgina […]
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A co-worker stopped by her local supermarket deli to pick up some lunch meat for her family. She was perusing the selection when she noticed the small, poorly written, misspelled sign advertising, “ Smoked Virgina […]
Yes, my khev’reh, my friends, it is certainly that time of year again. The time of candles that are lit on 8 nights; the time of crappy presents and lights. It’s that time of year, […]
It’s not my imagination. It was only a really short time ago when I was rolling around our backstreet on clamp-style roller skates, riding a second-hand bicycle with pedal brakes without even thinking of putting […]
Twas a week before Christmas and I was out on my own Shopping and running; I would complain and groan “What has become of this holiday season People have lost their sense of compassion and […]
There’s a grass roots movement afoot by young people that seems to flaunt authority. They don’t seem to have any specific agenda but they have made life difficult for other people by congregating in public […]
There is nothing more enjoyable than singing in the Shower. Unless you might add Christmas Carol music. Wait a moment. What if we sang a song in the shower about taking a shower to the […]
I want to make a difference in the world. After much reflection, I thought these contributions would be okay especially if the world ends at the end of next year. Then, I wouldn’t have […]
Dear Lord, I’m so sorry about the prune danishes I left out for Santa. Please tell Mrs. Claus I’ll be happy to pay for his dry cleaning and his sleigh to be detailed. Oh, and the […]
SCENE: DOCTOR’S SURGERY [DOCTOR FOSTER IS ATTENDING TO LITTLE JACK HORNER] Dr Foster: Well, Master Horner, I hope that’s the last time you stick your thumb where it’s not wanted. Just rub this in twice […]