So, You Wanna Learn Football? Lesson 1
Recently, two women asked me to explain football to them. It seems their boss is hosting a football party and they do not want to look “stupid” when watching the game. The women have been […]
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Recently, two women asked me to explain football to them. It seems their boss is hosting a football party and they do not want to look “stupid” when watching the game. The women have been […]
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The Turk is Coming! The Turk is Coming! Yes, the grim reaper of football is scheduled to make his appearance. Today is Cut Down Day in the NFL. I understand that it is an emotional […]
Will someone explain to me the logic behind the Excessive Celebration rule in football? Isn’t the whole idea of this sport to win and celebrate the victory? Oh, I know that right now there is […]