Brother, can you Spare a Million?
I have tried and I mean tried to slide the odd few dollars out of my pay check so as to purchase a new shotgun for turkey season. She thinks, “Hmm, I see there is […]
Category: Everyday Life
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please, please remind me again why I shouldn’t burn in hell for laughing and allowing the police to handcuff and arrest the snarky woman who walked out of the store with the $1,400 Versace leather […]
Join the Cause and Fight the Good Fight
Join the cause and help us win the fight and repeal the Obama care law. Sign up now and be counted put your faith and your vote behind us and show the country how strongly […]
Sealed with a Buss: when road signs go rogue
As an editor by day, I know that there is much debate about whether to spell the plural of bus as “buses” or “busses.” While they can go either way, the standard spelling is “buses.” […]
I Am a Lifesaver; I Am a Sister; I Had Vodka
This week, I was on vacation at the Jersey Shore. I was not anywhere near where the Jersey Shore TV show hangs out. I was in Long Beach Island, an idyllic shore community where the […]
Ask a Silly Question, Get a Silly Answer
Have you ever had to practically petrify your tongue to keep from giving a witty, biting, snarky answer when someone asks a dumb question? Well, here is a small depository of retorts. Be careful how […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please help me to understand why it is as soon as we invite friends over for dinner our cat who is always constipated decides it’s the perfect time to take a monumental litter […]
Motorized Scooters Do Not Do Escalators
A woman attempted to drive her motorized scooter up an escalator in a Boston subway station. During her misguided ascent, something went awry and the scooter toppled over and so did the woman. A fellow […]
Just when you thought it was safe to buy vacation souvenirs. . .
When I go on vacation, I like to bring back souvenirs for family and friends. But on my most recent excursion, I discovered that a lot of these little trinkets are unintentionally inappropriate. For example, […]
An Easy Bake Love Affair
When I was in third grade, all I wanted for my birthday was the Deluxe Betty Crocker Easy Bake Oven. I dreamed of owning it and cooking largesse meals for David Cassidy while the rest […]