Silence Is (truly) Golden
If a man says something in the woods and there’s no woman around to hear him . . . is he still wrong, doesn’t love you anymore, never takes you anywhere, forgets to put the […]
If a man says something in the woods and there’s no woman around to hear him . . . is he still wrong, doesn’t love you anymore, never takes you anywhere, forgets to put the […]
Prepare to Have Your Nizzle Shizzled, Bro! Having grown up on the mean streets of white suburbia, I have always kind of been a little on the edge which has kept me in tune with […]
restaurants in kitchener waterloo © by arabesque cafe I have a psychological disorder. Many of my friends have speculated this for years. And in my defense, they were presumptuous. I’ve checked the “Diagnostic and […]
A newlywed couple in central Pennsylvania was arrested for shoplifting more than $1,000 worth of “finger food” from a Wegman’s Supermarket. Apparently, the food was for their wedding reception. Hell, I am not judging these […]
This has been an interesting week at the trailer park. We had a couple of very large women move in three trailers down from us. The bigger of the two weighs about 300 and has […]
I’ve always been fascinated with names – why parents choose the names they choose, why people change the names their parents choose for them, and why anybody would give their babies names that are – […]
Will someone explain to me the logic behind the Excessive Celebration rule in football? Isn’t the whole idea of this sport to win and celebrate the victory? Oh, I know that right now there is […]
When you’re a petty criminal, sometimes an intel gathering operation doesn’t go as planned. Getting arrested in the Best Buy parking lot with a trunk full of NIC cards and processors isn’t the end of […]
It has come to my attention that corporate bigwigs are ruining our country. I know you are shocked; this was a surprise to me too. I just always assumed that CEOs of major corporations were […]
Just when you think this man can’t say anything more stupid: Rush Limbaugh said President Obama wanted Hurricane Irene to be a disaster so that he could push the leftist agenda. He said the media […]