How NOT to Attract a Man (10 Easy Suggestions)
Many books and articles have been written about how to attract a man. I was thinking about this, and it occurred to me that the market has been glutted with how-to advice when it comes […]
Category: Relationships
Vodka and the ’90’s!
Today would have been my mother-in-law, Marie’s 99th birthday. In honor of all our great and hilarious times spent together, here is my tribute to a great party gal! Please click on the link to […]
The case against marriage equality for left-handed people
It’s time patriotic, flag-waving Americans stand up for our God-given right to oppose any minority group that makes us feel slightly uncomfortable. The time is now to raise arms – and legs – against the […]
Knock, Knock . . . Who’s (Not) There?
Being married to a Brit has its ups and downs. They can be very touchy about the Fourth of July. They, for obvious reasons, are a bit stern about their loss and wish not to […]
The Anecdotes Not Taken
According to their website, Reader’s Digest prints only about 250 of the 250,000 humor submissions they receive each year. Below are items I submitted that were among the 249,750 not taken. INTRODUCTION I have a […]
My Father’s Sense of Humor
When my wife tells me, “You’re not as funny as you think,” I freely own up to my failings and admit, “That’s my dad’s fault.” Yes, the nut doesn’t fall far from the tree, so […]
A letter to our wives: Thank you for the wonderful Father’s Day gifts
From all of us loving husbands, Dear Sweetie, Honey, Darling, Angel, Punkin, Cutie Pie, Snuggle Bunny, Sweet Cakes, or in the case of Mrs. Eunice McCutchen of Big Butte, South Dakota, You Old Ball & […]
Any Pet in a Storm
When my stepson’s cat, Pishi (Farsi for “Kitty,” pronounced PEE-shee), came to live with us for a year, she didn’t warm to me right away. Early on, when I tried to pet her, she bit […]
Fifty Shades of White
When I was first learning how to color in 1st grade, my art teacher taught us about red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple, black and white. Pretty much all the colors I’ve needed ever since. […]
Marriage, Mothers-in-Law and Alter Egos?
Last night, I turned on the TV and tuned into an episode of Say Yes to the Dress Atlanta. On this episode, a bride-to-be brought with her to the bridal salon the usual entourage of […]