PYT – Pretty (very) Young Thing
On New Year’s Eve 2012, Hugh Hefner 86 and Crystal Harris 26 finally made it to the alter and tied the knot. As a wedding gift Hef lavished his new bride with [what else] […]
Category: Relationships
Truth May Have Been Stretched A Bit In Wison Family Christmas Letter
After extensive investigative reporting by yours truly, Katherine Wilson admits that the truth may have been stretched a bit in this year’s Wilson Family Christmas letter. Katherine wrote that daughter Irene “has definitely been using […]
HumorOutcasts Radio – Interview with Dena Blizzard
Dena Blizzard is One Funny Mother! A former Miss New Jersey, Dena has worked as a television host, comedienne, and short-order cook and chauffer to her three kids. Dena can currently be seen on Anderson […]
The Mystical 12-12-12
Yes, it is 12/12/12, another day for mystical interpretation. Because it is a rare event, a lot of people will say their “I Do’s” to take advantage of the good luck associated with the day. […]
My Christmas gifts are getting a little too clingy.
Two years ago, I purchased a subscription to the magazine Art in America for my sister (she actually wanted this pretentious rag, so I wasn’t being a jerk or anything). It lasted her a year, […]
Lazy Kids Never Get Diddled
When I was in Catholic school and was finally old enough to become an altar boy, I eagerly went to the meeting to sign up. To be honest, I can’t remember why I wanted to be […]
Even Dogs Need Therapy
My dog Frankie has been suffering from Post Traumatic Stress Disorder. Somewhere between age two and three, something put the fear of God into her and now we have to “unfear” her. Thanks to private […]
Christmas Cookies are Tough to Chew On
Each year I go through the same routine. About a month before Christmas, I take out my cookbooks and my cookie cutters and prepare to embark on a holiday bake off. I dream about […]
Extreme Holiday Gift Giving Might Leave You Up in the Air
The Holidays are arriving and with them come the Kay Jewelers commercials. Already, I have seen hokey ads that while sweet, make me want to scream. So, for those men who want to add a […]