Don’t Call ME Babe!
I sometimes struggle to come to any kind of understanding of what drives certain surveys to be carried out. You tend to forget, they don’t often just pluck these things out of […]
I sometimes struggle to come to any kind of understanding of what drives certain surveys to be carried out. You tend to forget, they don’t often just pluck these things out of […]
Recently, my husband and I celebrated our anniversary. Well, celebrated is not the right word. My husband and I are Jehovah Witnesses when it comes to our anniversaries. We tend not to make a big […]
Every time I watch the show “The Bachelor” or “The Bachelorette,” (yes, sadly, I watch them,) at the end of the show the announcer always says, “If you or someone you know would like to […]
So we found out that Chick-Fil-A donates their money to fund anti-gay groups looking to ban same sex marriage and we’re boycotting them. It couldn’t have happened at a worse time. Their peach milkshake is […]
My neighbor invited me to a baking party she was hosting for some friends who all hail from Transylvania or as they call it “the old country”. The women are going to make their favorite […]
I have tried and I mean tried to slide the odd few dollars out of my pay check so as to purchase a new shotgun for turkey season. She thinks, “Hmm, I see there is […]
Yes, in my never-ending quest to promote HumorOutcasts.com writers, authors and performers’ work, I am here to announce that Try and Avoid the Speed Bumps will be free to download Sunday, July 15th through […]
If you’re anything like me, you have spent your life doing everything you can to avoid falling in to the trap of having a one-night stand. Not only is it slightly embarrassing to know […]
Yesterday, I went to the doctor’s office. As I was waiting my turn, an older lady came in with her health care aide. The health care worker parked the lady’s wheelchair, and I guess she […]
Nobody loves me. When my little sister was born, my mother looked at her and said, “What a sweet baby!” When I was born, she looked at me and said, “What the hell is this?” […]