Brother, can you Spare a Million?
I have tried and I mean tried to slide the odd few dollars out of my pay check so as to purchase a new shotgun for turkey season. She thinks, “Hmm, I see there is […]
Category: Relationships
Five Reasons to Download Try and Avoid the Speed Bumps for Free
Yes, in my never-ending quest to promote HumorOutcasts.com writers, authors and performers’ work, I am here to announce that Try and Avoid the Speed Bumps will be free to download Sunday, July 15th through […]
Horrible New Twitter Trend: “Bed Of Shame”
If you’re anything like me, you have spent your life doing everything you can to avoid falling in to the trap of having a one-night stand. Not only is it slightly embarrassing to know […]
There Was an Old Lady…
Yesterday, I went to the doctor’s office. As I was waiting my turn, an older lady came in with her health care aide. The health care worker parked the lady’s wheelchair, and I guess she […]
Nobody Loves Me
Nobody loves me. When my little sister was born, my mother looked at her and said, “What a sweet baby!” When I was born, she looked at me and said, “What the hell is this?” […]
HumorOutcasts Radio with the Romantic Scott Heide
On this week’s HumorOutcasts Radio, I interviewed Scott Heide, 26, who has found fame because of a desire to find his one true love. A few months back, Scott launched a video, Online Dating Profile, […]
The Ease of Eavesdropping
I was intrigued by a commercial for a personal sound amplifier that can allow a person to hear voices and sounds up to 90 feet away. Discreet because it resembles a Blue Tooth and fits […]
Things Not To Write On Your Online Dating Profile.
I tried online dating a few years ago. It was just after the collapse of my marriage. I wasn’t looking for anything serious, because the ink on my divorce papers was barely dry, and […]
12 Things Dads Do NOT Want to Hear….
As a parent of two kids – plus another expected addition within the next few weeks – there are some things I love to hear my daughters say. Such as, “You’re the greatest dad ever” or […]
ONE BODY – ONE FLESH
I love food and food loves me. It’s like we are married, united, one body, one flesh. I really understand the one body one flesh union as I look at it every morning when I […]