Look, But You Better Not Touch
Well, there is no delicate way to discuss this topic. I came across it while looking at a website for vitamins and natural supplements. Staring before me was a health and wellness page about this […]
Well, there is no delicate way to discuss this topic. I came across it while looking at a website for vitamins and natural supplements. Staring before me was a health and wellness page about this […]
[Possibly Rated R, Proceed with Caution] Women are to be handled with kid gloves… all the time. There is no exception to this rule and you cannot waver. If you do… she’ll bite your head […]
We have become so attached to mobile communication devices that you could almost swear they grow from our heads. It would require surgery to detach some of us from them. Losing a cell phone is […]
If it’s not the earthquakes, droughts, mudslides or wildfires plaguing California, it’s the budget crisis, unemployment and now Carmageddon. What, you don’t know what Carmageddon is? Well, if you live in the Los Angeles area, […]
This morning, I woke up to a clogged kitchen sink. I went to get my plunger, but it was nowhere to be found, and I mean nowhere. It’s not like I would have accidentally thrown […]
A woman in Ireland died after having sex with a German Shepherd. Yep, she was allergic to something in the shepherd and well, she croaked. The guy who was with her in this little bestiality […]
I’m the elected Mayor of large trailer park. Among my duties as Mayor is organizing some occasional entertainment for the community. So far this year I organized a bus trip to the casino and a […]
How do I love thee? Let me count the ways. I love thee to the depth and breadth I can sink my teeth into your new girl friend’s earlobe. My soul can become […]
Lifetime Television: the place to go when Iwant to fall into a deep depression or when my hormones are totally out of whack. I guess Lifetime won’t hire me to come up with their marketing […]