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Chicken Stew and Chicken Soccer Powerhouses

December 28, 2014
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Chicken Stew and Chicken Soccer Powerhouses

Ivory Coast KEDJENOU (chicken stew) INGREDIENTS 2 pounds boneless, skinless chicken breasts 1 eggplant 3 tomatoes 2 jalapeño or other hot peppers 3 garlic cloves 2 onions 3 tablespoons peanut oil ¾ cup chicken stock…

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Peanut Butter Chip Cookies – Tap it’s Amazing Power

December 22, 2014
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Peanut Butter Chip Cookies – Tap it’s Amazing Power

American Dessert PEANUT BUTTER CHIP COOKIES INGREDIENTS 3 cups flour 1 teaspoon baking powder 1 teaspoon baking soda 1 cup butter 1 cup sugar ½ cup brown sugar 1 egg 1 teaspoon vanilla extract 10…

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Guatemalan Hot Dogs and How To Conquer the World With Dirt

December 21, 2014
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Guatemalan Hot Dogs and How To Conquer the World With Dirt

Guatemalan Entree SHUCO (Hot Dog) INGREDIENTS 1 yellow onion ⅛ head cabbage 2 chorizo sausages 4 foot-long hot dogs (or as long as you can get) 2 loganizas (white sausage, linguica) ¼ pound thinly sliced…

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Brined Turkey Breasts, Ninja Turkeys, and the American Revolution

December 8, 2014
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Brined Turkey Breasts, Ninja Turkeys, and the American Revolution

American Entree BRINED TURKEY BREAST INGREDIENTS -BRINE 1 gallon ice-cold water 2 bay leaves 2 garlic cloves 1 teaspoon peppercorns 1 teaspoon allspice ½ teaspoon mustard 1 teaspoon rosemary 1½ cups coarse salt ½ cup…

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Iraqi Potato Beef Casserole, Scrabble, and World Domination

December 5, 2014
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Iraqi Potato Beef Casserole, Scrabble, and World Domination

Iraqi Entree POTATO BEEF CASSEROLE (kibbe batata) INGREDIENTS 6 medium brown potatoes ½ teaspoon turmeric 2 garlic cloves 1 onion 2 tablespoons vegetable oil 1 pound ground beef or lamb 3 tablespoons parsley ¼ teaspoon…

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Bangladeshi Chicken Pilaf and Egg Time Travel

November 30, 2014
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Bangladeshi Chicken Pilaf and Egg Time Travel

Bangladeshi Entree MOROG POLAO (Chicken pilaf) INGREDIENTS 4 chicken breasts 1 medium onion 1 ounce cashew nuts 4 large garlic cloves 1½ ounces ginger root 1 tablespoon poppy seeds 1 teaspoon cardamom ¾ teaspoon chili…

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Bad Artist #18, Thanksgiving Preparation

November 25, 2014
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Bad Artist #18, Thanksgiving Preparation

THANKSGIVING HAIKU #1 Defrost, damn turkey! The guests will be arriving In only one hour.   THANKSGIVING HAIKU #2 Feck! No potatoes! Dear, will you go to the store? What again? You dope.   THANKSGIVING…

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Serbian Bean Soup and Why You Should Eat It

November 21, 2014
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Serbian Bean Soup and Why You Should Eat It

Serbian Soup BEAN SOUP (pasulj) INGREDIENTS 3 garlic cloves 1 large onion 1 carrot 1 pound smoked sausage or other smoked meat 2½ tablespoons vegetable oil 2 bay leaves 1½ tablespoons flour ½ tablespoon paprika…

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Bad Artist #16, Churches

November 17, 2014
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Bad Artist #16, Churches

CHURCH POLE VAULTING HAIKU #1 I fly through the air With such magnificent ease Because you will not move.   CHURCH POLE VAULTING HAIKU #2 You are quite unable To move toward the middle. So…

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Ugandan Chapati and Why Cooking Around Nitroglycerine is Bad

November 16, 2014
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Ugandan Chapati and Why Cooking Around Nitroglycerine is Bad

Ugandan Appetizer CHAPATI INGREDIENTS 1 garlic clove ¼ red onion 2 cups flour 1 teaspoon salt ⅔ cup water (about) 1 tablespoon vegetable oil (additional 12 tablespoons later) 12 tablespoons vegetable oil (1 tablespoon per…

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