Bad Advice Friday, 3-24-17
Today is once more Bad-Advice Friday. I shall be dispensing bad advice to all comers. The advice will stupendously bad. GC asks: Is there a reason for putting a banana in meat loaf? Dear GC: […]
Category: Friday Devotional
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please forgive my exuberant anticipation of the holiday season. When I swore I’d never play Christmas songs before Thanksgiving I only meant the creepy Lady Gaga and Tony Bennett commercial duet, Kenny G […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please forgive my erotic faux pas. When my husband said he LOVED nibbling on my muffin tops I thought he meant, well . . . I thought, anyway. Does anyone want to swap […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please forgive me for my somewhat vague announcement during last week’s sermon. I asked our baptismal candidates to wear something suitable for the baptismal pool. Note to self: Be very, very, very specific […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, I ask you, Oh Lord, a very serious question so please forgive me for my confused and possibly sinful ways. When the reverend asked us to Love Thy Neighbor did he mean that […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please accept my deepest apology for my behavior at the Parish Picnic. When Father O’Rourke asked if there was anyone who’d like to make a lighthearted confession I stated that I’d replaced the […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please forgive my outburst of profanity towards my cat and her sadistic sense humor. I put on my favorite pair of Sunday church shoes only to find a dead mouse she’d dropped into […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please forgive my 5-year-old’s innocent outburst during one of our Sunday sermons. When the Reverend praised that Jesus Saves, little Barry proudly stood up and shouted, “But Daddy says Moses refinances!” Amen, with […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please forgive me for my horrible mistake towards a young church member. While singing a hymen hymn he was so off-key I accused him of being deaf. He signed back yes I am. […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, I hope you can forgive my intolerance toward Pat Robertson’s recent behavior. I respect no man who praises the Lord with Jazz Hands, Amen. Check out more of […]