Dear Lord, please forgive me for my repetitive face palming toward my dimwitted NASCAR buddy. When I asked him if we could talk and have open discourse about the safety direction of the track, he…
Dear Lord, I know it’s been a while since I’ve asked for your forgiveness so please Bear with me. When I told my Deer wife Bee that she was the Cat’s meow I should have…
Dear Lord, please remind me why I’m still with my weird, but very sexy boyfriend. When he said he was giving me something thick, hot and meaty for Valentine’s Day, this is definitely NOT what…
Dear Lord, please excuse my lengthy string of profanity. I’ll never ask my redneck boyfriend to multi-task again! When I reminded him to stop by the %$#@&%# store and pick up some &^%#$@*^% milk and…
Dear Lord, please find it within your heart to forgive me for calling our grandmother an out-and-out liar. When she said that she was directly related to Nicholas Cage I asked her to prove it…
Dear Lord, please find it in your heart to forgive us. During a rodeo outing Grandma urgently needed to use the restroom. While she was having her lengthy Metamucil induced constitutional, we completely forgot…
Dear Lord, please forgive our grandpa’s misunderstanding. Perhaps my instructions weren’t clearly stated when I asked him to marinate the chicken for New Year’s Day dinner, Amen. Deb Martin-WebsterAfter a successful career in Art Administration,…
Dear Lord, please do not forsake us for our poor judgment. Last week when our cat inadvertently drank my triple Espresso I left on the kitchen table my husband suggested that our family take up…
Dear Lord, please forgive my absentmindedness. I left my triple whipped cream espresso on the kitchen table and my cat decided to help himself to the entire cup. He caught three mice, five birds and…
Dear Lord, let me be the first to thank you for answering our Advertising Department’s prayers. Our detestable boss’s new ad display was the final faux pas corporate needed to hand deliver his pink slip,…
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