Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please forgive my outburst of profanity towards my cat and her sadistic sense humor. I put on my favorite pair of Sunday church shoes only to find a dead mouse she’d dropped into […]
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Dear Lord, please forgive my outburst of profanity towards my cat and her sadistic sense humor. I put on my favorite pair of Sunday church shoes only to find a dead mouse she’d dropped into […]
Ecuadorian Appetizer SHRIMP CEVICHE INGREDIENTS 8 limes or ¼ cup fresh lime juice 3 oranges or 1 cup fresh orange juice 1 large red onion 3 tomatoes 2 pounds shrimp, peeled and deveined ¼ cup […]
Another circus took place last week in Philly. The Democratic National Convention opened, and they pitched a more colorful tent than the Republicans. The message about the country was more uplifting and Chachi stayed […]
Dear Lord, please forgive my 5-year-old’s innocent outburst during one of our Sunday sermons. When the Reverend praised that Jesus Saves, little Barry proudly stood up and shouted, “But Daddy says Moses refinances!” Amen, with […]
Cuban Entree CAMARONES ENCHILADOS INGREDIENTS 2 pounds shrimp, peeled and deveined 3 tablespoons lime juice ½ teaspoon pepper 1 teaspoon salt ¼ cup fresh cilantro 4 garlic cloves 1 large onion ¼ cup fresh parsley […]
Danish Entree MILLIONBØF INGREDIENTS 1 pound potatoes 1 large onion 2 teaspoons butter 1 tablespoon vegetable oil 1 pound ground beef (85% lean is best) 2 tablespoons flour 1¾ cups beef stock ¼ teaspoon pepper […]
Dear Lord, please forgive me for my horrible mistake towards a young church member. While singing a hymen hymn he was so off-key I accused him of being deaf. He signed back yes I am. […]
The Cleveland Circus has opened under the guise of the Republican National Convention. It’s “Trumpalooza” all decked out in red, white, blue and orange. In the center ring is the largest clown ever to run […]
When questioned about the swirling accusations of plagiarism, Melania Trump replied, “I would never plagiarize someone else’s speech. I’m so very proud of my original opening statements, “Only in America can a young black man; […]
Dear Lord, I hope you can forgive my intolerance toward Pat Robertson’s recent behavior. I respect no man who praises the Lord with Jazz Hands, Amen. Check out more of […]