Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, if my husband brings me one more bouquet of flowers I’m going to divorce him! Don’t get me wrong I love the sentiment; however, they would be much more flattering if he didn’t […]
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Dear Lord, if my husband brings me one more bouquet of flowers I’m going to divorce him! Don’t get me wrong I love the sentiment; however, they would be much more flattering if he didn’t […]
Dear Lord, please help me with this severe case of writer’s block. I’ve been sitting here trying to think of something witty and humorous to write . . . I got nothing. Nothing’s happening. After […]
Dear Lord, please try to explain to my boss via this memo that it’s not appropriate to point and laugh at my name tag while we’re in a staff meeting. It’s not polite, proper behavior […]
Dear Lord, please refrain from judging me. My wife has begged me to buy a new mattress. With that being said, if there is any way you could get me in for this early bird […]
Dear Lord, let it be known to my children, if they make me a macaroni necklace, handmade card or call and sing, Happy Mother’s Day to the tune of Happy Birthday . . . I […]
Dear Lord, please help me explain to my softball coach wife, when I asked her if she was bringing her favorite old bat to the spring opening game, I wasn’t referring to my mother-in-law, Amen. […]
Dear Lord, please forgive me for lying to our four-year-old son and six-year-old daughter when I told them that the Big Foot devoured their chocolate Easter bunnies. When they asked why he ate only the […]
Dear Lord, please help me forgive my OCD wife. I don’t mind, while taking an afternoon nap, her trimming my grossly overgrown toenails the exact same height and shape. What I do mind is not […]
Dear Lord, please help me explain to my overzealous exercise freak of a neighbor that doing his downward dog yoga position directly in front of his huge bay window is not only unattractive, it only […]