Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, give me the patience not to put my 5-year old son up for adoption this holiday season. It seems decorating the tree with his dad’s shaving cream is what’s trending this year, Amen. […]
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Dear Lord, give me the patience not to put my 5-year old son up for adoption this holiday season. It seems decorating the tree with his dad’s shaving cream is what’s trending this year, Amen. […]
Dear Lord, please forgive me for my Secret Santa blunder. When the church flyer stated that the gift should be suitable for adults I misunderstood. Tell Sister Mary Frances I really love the hot chocolate […]
Dear Lord, please forgive me for my lack of judgment when I sent my diabetic friend home with all of the leftover pies, cookies and cakes from Thanksgiving dinner. She said she would call me […]
Dear Lord, please thank my law office co-worker for catching an auto correction typo in my closing argument or I would have read the following statement, “Your Honor as my client’s counsel I would like […]
Dear Lord, please find it in your heart to forgive me for my bad behavior. When my brother’s obnoxious girlfriend bragged about how beautiful her new Celtic tattoo was I couldn’t resist telling her it […]
Dear Lord, please give me one good reason not to slap my redneck hunter husband. When I told him I wanted an alfresco candlelit Surf and Turf anniversary dinner I didn’t expect to be […]
Dear Lord, please forgive my memory lapse and total lack of respect for our Halloween Shop’s policy that everyone MUST dress in costume on October 31st. When my micro-managing boss asked why I didn’t wear […]
Dear Lord, please give me the knowledge and the insight to answer my 7-year-old grandson’s question. “If Andy, Barney and Opie live in Mayberry and cousin Clyde lives in Lewisberry . . . who lives […]
Dear Lord, please help me explain to my not-so-smart hormone driven high school son when his sexy blond home room teacher announced she’d be prepping them for her S.A.T. His response, “She’s already got a […]