Friday Humor Devotional

Dear Lord, please comfort our aquatic loving grandchildren after this morning’s upset. When their grandfather said he was going to drop the kids off at the pool he meant he needed to take a dump, […]

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Friday Humor Devotional

Dear Lord, please help me to explain to my extreme couponing addicted wife that there is NEVER, EVER a reason to buy econo-sized Jock Itch Powder, Yeast Infection Cream or Hemorrhoid Suppositories just because she’s […]

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Friday Humor Devotional

Dear Lord, please give me the strength not to duct tape my mother-in-law to a chair and thrash her with a bamboo cane.  After 8-years of marriage she continues to introduce me as the-gold-digging-slut-whore-who-married-her-baby-boy, Amen.

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Friday Humor Devotional

Dear Lord, please forgive me. When the veterinarian’s office called about having our dog spayed they asked me, “How old is the bitch?” I instinctively gave them my wife’s birthday, Amen.

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Friday Humor Devotional

Dear Lord, please smite me with thy horrid and vengeful fury if I EVER and I mean ever utter the phrase to my husband, “Honey, you really look good in those Meggins”, Amen.   http://nation.foxnews.com/meggins/2012/12/12/men-tights-how-meggings-are-taking-fashion-storm […]

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Friday Humor Devotional

Dear Lord, please thank my cheapskate boss for his thoughtful Christmas gift.  If I’m ever held captive in a Turkish prison the shitty dollar store aftershave he gave me will keep the rats out of my […]

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Friday Humor Devotional

Dear Lord, please let Governor Romney’s campaign managers know that it wasn’t their fault he lost the 2012 election. They misplaced the floppy disks  that stored his presidential campaign strategy. The good news is remnants of  the […]

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