Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please comfort our aquatic loving grandchildren after this morning’s upset. When their grandfather said he was going to drop the kids off at the pool he meant he needed to take a dump, […]
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Dear Lord, please comfort our aquatic loving grandchildren after this morning’s upset. When their grandfather said he was going to drop the kids off at the pool he meant he needed to take a dump, […]
Dear Lord, please help me to explain to my extreme couponing addicted wife that there is NEVER, EVER a reason to buy econo-sized Jock Itch Powder, Yeast Infection Cream or Hemorrhoid Suppositories just because she’s […]
Okay! I’m back again with these. If you want to make something of this, please confine your wisecracks to the “Comments” section below. Thank you. For professional singers: 1. If you want to have a […]
So, I’ve been tasked by a friend with writing the “male’s perspective” on the subjects of “dating”, “sex” and “love”. The sad truth is, as males, we only have a perspective on one of the […]
Dear Lord, please smite me with thy horrid and vengeful fury if I EVER and I mean ever utter the phrase to my husband, “Honey, you really look good in those Meggins”, Amen. http://nation.foxnews.com/meggins/2012/12/12/men-tights-how-meggings-are-taking-fashion-storm […]
Dear Lord, please thank my cheapskate boss for his thoughtful Christmas gift. If I’m ever held captive in a Turkish prison the shitty dollar store aftershave he gave me will keep the rats out of my […]
Hello. In case you don’t remember me, allow me to re-introduce myself. I’m that prick you all love to hate. If you’re new here, I’m excited to make you hate me. It’s been awhile since […]
Dear Lord, please let Governor Romney’s campaign managers know that it wasn’t their fault he lost the 2012 election. They misplaced the floppy disks that stored his presidential campaign strategy. The good news is remnants of the […]