Bipartisan Parmesan: The Cheesy Side of Politics
Category: Politics
I’m Packin’ So You’re Wrong
An election year is truly a polarizing event. Actually, it’s more like Halloween. Because people you see every day, people you usually get along with, suddenly appear before you wearing the ghastly costume of reactionary […]
Writing Humor (with Visual Aids)
(Some content stolen, with permission, from Debra A. Daniel) For the uninitiated or unfunny, writing a humor piece can seem almost impossible, but I assure you it is possible—barely. Because the technical jargon of comedy […]
Pyramids Stored Grain says Dr. Carson
“The Pyramids were built to store grain,” said presidential candidate Dr. Ben Carson, “They were not tombs and they were built by Joseph. Plus, they had hermetically sealed compartments, another sign of grain storage.” I […]
These People Will Run America in 2016
Everybody likes bacon and chocolate. Few people like our current politicians. It stands to reason that the Bacon & Chocolate Party will sweep to victory in 2016. Who are these people? Mostly Facebook friends. Some, […]
Cocks not Glocks in Full Swing at UT Campus
http://gty.im/73910087 “Cocks not Glocks!” University of Texas students are protesting the recent signing of open carry on campuses law signed by Governor Abbott by staging an open carry of dildos on the Texas campus. The […]
Graham: “When I’m President, If White House Is Rockin’ Don’t Come a Knockin'”
Unmarried South Carolina Lindsey Graham, despite non-existent polling numbers, remains confident in his ability to secure the GOP Presidential nomination and capture the White House. On ABC’s “The View” he explained to Whoopi Goldberg that […]
Congress Calls Emergency Session, Passes Bipartisan Bill To Provide Thoughts, Prayers For Victims Of Next 12 Mass Shootings
In the wake of yet another tragic mass shooting in America, the United States Congress called an emergency session of both houses and put aside political tensions to bravely pass legislation that will finally make […]
PTA Replaces Volleyball with Guns
The Parent Teacher Association of the Eugene McCarthy School District in Whacko, Texas has petitioned the District Superintendent to replace volley ball with mandatory firearms education in grades 7 through 9. “We are not advocating […]
Boehner’s Miracle Cure
“It was nothing short of miraculous,” John Boehner said of his private meeting with Pope Francis. “With a touch of his hand, I felt cleansed of years of rolling around in the muck of Congress.” […]