Huckabee’s Tasty Legislative Menu
Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee was so outraged by the arrest of Kentucky court clerk Kim Davis that he is proposing new legislation. “No American should ever have to choose between the law of the land […]
Category: Politics
Presidential Beauty Pageant
After giving Fiorino a low score in the “looks” department in his Rolling Stone interview, Donald Trump holds out hope for the former Hewlett-Packard CEO in the swimsuit competition. “From the neck down, she’s not […]
Ben Carson: Life Begins at Happy Hour!
“Life doesn’t start when the sperm meets the egg,” said Ben Carson. “As a physician, who takes his marching orders directly from the Lord Jesus Christ, not from NIH, I believe Life begins with chemical […]
Trumps Gets Record-Breaking Book Deal
Ransom House announced a $20 million dollar advance for Donald Trump’s newest book, Apologizing is for Losers. “From the response we’ve gotten from the major sellers, we anticipate that the first edition will be sold […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please forgive me for my selfish celebration this glorious Friday. When Donald Trump allowed a woman to come on stage to test the authenticity of his mangy locks, it happily confirmed the financial […]
You’d Be in the Nut House… if you Lived in the 1800s
See the list above? Enlarge it, study it and thank your lucky stars you didn’t live in the late 19th Century. Because this is a sheet from the Trans-Allegheny Mental Hospital in Weston, West Virginia […]
Trump’s Immigration Jackpot
After weeks of speculation, Donald Trump finally revealed the details of his proposed Border Wall . “There won’t be any barbed wire or concrete,” said Trump. “I’ll use 2,000 miles of slot machines.” “How will […]
Hillary’s PantsGate
“This isn’t about Benghazi,” said Washington socialite Missy Vandercamp. “This is about Hillary’s pantsuits. They make her look like a frumpy high school principal. I tried to warn her when she first came to […]
Bernie Sanders: The Second Coming?
Among the 100,000 who attended Bernie Sander’s rallies this month, there is a growing contingent of Evangelicals who are causing speculation among pollsters. “We’re not sure if they are here to agitate or support Sanders,” […]
Jumping In With Both 30.48 Centimeters
I originally wrote this in early June, long before Donald Trump raised his hair into the presidential fray, and then promptly forgot about it. If only I could forget about Trump’s hair. You’d think […]