Darth Invader
We’re under invasion — or haven’t you noticed? You’ve got to believe me, since I am your POTUS. They’re flooding our borders regardless of season, And this does not leave room for lovely Norwegians. They’ve […]
We’re under invasion — or haven’t you noticed? You’ve got to believe me, since I am your POTUS. They’re flooding our borders regardless of season, And this does not leave room for lovely Norwegians. They’ve […]
“Kim Jong-un likes me best.” “My hands are smaller and daintier than Obama’s.” “Has Obama ever given Putin a sponge bath?” “Obama comes from Kenya, while I am such a true blue American I don’t […]
Singapore – North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un and President Trump just made history by signing a historic document starting the two leaders on a joint venture. In an astounding press conference, following a three-hour […]
Donald Trump says he doesn’t have to prepare much for his summit with North Korea. What can we assume from this statement? Trump has Dennis Rodman and Sean Hannity ready to feed him answers through […]
We’re tasked with improving the safety in schools – but we’re not going to talk about guns. You can serve us champagne, “horsey doovers” and cake — but you can’t make us have any fun. […]
No man can be above the law; no man be below it — Some other loser President said words to that effect. My lawyers wrote a memo telling Mueller he could stow it; No one […]
The whole system’s rigged, as you know I believe, Which prevents me from doing my duty. But no longer can I let this Witch Hunt aggrieve — That’s the reason I brought on board Rudy. […]
Commandant Trump, expanding his power over we serf’s everyday life in keeping with his expanding ego, has taken it upon himself to rewrite the Pledge of Allegiance, a cornerstone of American heritage. His version, ghost […]
A person who’s an aide of mine joked John McCain was dying. Most everyone who heard about it found it horrifying. Some say that I should fire her, or send her on safari — But […]