The Place to Take a Humor Break
Your esteemed political observer knows why President Pen Pal (all those Executive Orders) has been acting so irrationally. Stick with me here. He wants to rewrite NAFTA with Canada. He almost came so far as […]
DISCLAIMER: This is a work of fiction. The names of the two female characters came out of the author’s imagination (just in case I accidentally came up with any names of real people) and are […]
Donald Delivers Healthcare Load Yes, fellow Trumplandians, it’s happened! Our President’s “healthcare” act has passed. After all the pushing and straining of a constipated old man’s bowel movement, Donald Dump’s bio-hazardous legislation has passed! It […]
One of our lead reporters recently asked, “Isn’t it a little soon for a retrospective?” “But everyone’s doing it,” we replied. “It’s the first 100 days!” “But aren’t we supposed to be different?” this one […]
Canadian officials were left shaking their heads at the latest Presidential Executive Order. First there was a dairy issue, then a problem with softwood lumber and now comes an import tax on a Canadian culinary […]
I SHOT AN ARROW I shot an arrow into the air it came down and pegged a hare. My rifle I shot so straight and true it brought me down a caribou. Moose when they see […]
Extreme conservatives or those on the alt-wrong (I refuse to call them the alt-RIGHT) have settled on certain derogatory slang terms to describe Democrats, including butt-sore liberals, libtards, snowflakes, and cucks (this last term derived […]
The national debt has reached $13 trillion. In an effort to pay off this enormous amount, the federal government has started giving away States to our debtors overseas. The first to go was New Jersey, […]
Stop fretting about whatever happened to Merrick Garland or whether Neil Gorsuch or anyone else should fill a Supreme Court vacancy. A new app, the Scalia, Thomas, Alito, Roberts and Sometimes Kennedy Know-It-All System, or […]