Living Life in Reverse
I never do anything the normal way if I can avoid it. This includes living my life in the right order. I was born on the leading edge of the Boomer generation. I came of […]
I never do anything the normal way if I can avoid it. This includes living my life in the right order. I was born on the leading edge of the Boomer generation. I came of […]
[The following news summary has been approved by the White House Ministry of Clarifying Communications and Truthful Facts, the greatest, most truthlike communications ministry in American history.] Contrary to the endless lies propagated by fake […]
CHARLESTON, SC–During the annual meeting of the American Hand Basket Association, Dirk Dillion warned of a coming shortage in his industry: “We are simply not supplying enough product to meet the explosive American demand for proclaiming […]
No eyes have seen a massacre occur at Bowling Green As non-existent soldiers met with students never seen Where Kellyanne’s imagination lit her silver screen Her lies go marching on. Dilatory allegory Predatory oratory Don’t […]
PHOENIX, AZ–John McCain, the senator from Arizona who has endured tremendous personal sacrifice in service of his county, has begun a hunger strike to demand that Donald Trump act with the dignity required of a […]
Philadelphia, PA – Bryan Homes, a builder of quality houses across the tri-state area, announced a plan for new communities. The latest concept headed for construction, is single-family bunkers. “We are always looking to the […]
Spring is in the hair, and with it a new change in seasons and style. Republican presidential hopefuls are riding this new wave of hairstyling to impress in a strategy to increase their dwindling fan […]
A Message For Trump’s Minions Worded In The Vernacular They Understand Best In a bow to our supposed new President-Select (not ‘Elect’) I submit this missive attempting to recreate the style of communicating that he […]