Trump + Pecker = Dirtiest Campaign Ever?
All these candidates have been sniped at – sexual innuendos, accusations of drug use, child neglect, etc – by the biggest media sniper of them all, The National Enquirer, and all the behest of or […]
All these candidates have been sniped at – sexual innuendos, accusations of drug use, child neglect, etc – by the biggest media sniper of them all, The National Enquirer, and all the behest of or […]
The GOP elites have finally agreed on who will replace the highly unpopular Donald Trump as their impending leader. Obviously, they want a true conservative. A person who yearns for all Americans to own and […]
If I were to vote Republican in the U.S. election – which is to say, if I were to cut my eyelids off and serve them on crackers dabbed with couscous butter, to good friends, […]
I could never run for president: too many skeletons in the closet. I’m a thieving, crime breaking, citizen who could never survive being vetted. I sample the grapes before paying for them. I am a […]
I took an informal poll of professional comedians in the United States. By “informal” I mean I sent them a questionnaire and they all ignored it. The results were startling. Every single one of them […]
If you’re anything like me, you enjoy the “seariously” cowy taste of Trump steak and the liquidy wetness of Trump water. His steaks are so beautifully marbled, I had my kitchen counters made out of […]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlvskRTzVnE This can’t be happening, right? That CNN video above where finger size and dick jokes went full frontal during the Republican debates. Marco Rubio sashays a bit about Donald’s hand size and Donald responds […]
After his completely unexpected popularity American voters are seriously curious as to whom Presidential Candidate, Da’Chump will choose as his Vice President. After careful contemplation and consideration his choice became obvious. […]
The 2016 Presidential race is not the first to embrace the concept of replacing professionals (i.e. Washington insiders) with people devoid of experience. Back in the mid 70s, Libyan dictator Gaddafi issued a decree demanding […]