Halloween Scariest
People think because I’m old and codgerly, I’m not up on current trends. But that’s not true. For Halloween, all the candy I gave out was crushed. See! That’s not the scary part about this […]
People think because I’m old and codgerly, I’m not up on current trends. But that’s not true. For Halloween, all the candy I gave out was crushed. See! That’s not the scary part about this […]
SEAHAWKS v BRONCOS: THE POT BOWL? I’m expecting the Seattle Seahawks and Denver Broncos to meet in the Super Bowl. If they do, you know what this means? Fans from two legalized pot cities will […]
This happened before. Lindsey was hurting and used cheese to recoup. Tiger can afford cheese, can’t he? Here’s my previous story: To Heal, Skier Vonn Chooses Cheese U.S. Olympic skier Lindsey Vonn is […]
Dennis Rodman has declared his love for his friend Kim Jong Un saying the young dictator is just misunderstood and that his rape and murdering ways are just his way of running his country the […]
HEALTH CARE FOOTBALL BOWLING HealthCare.gov should have sponsored a few of this year’s bowl games. The on-line arm of Obamacare could have used the publicity plus the public could’ve got a healthy dose of health […]
2013 SPORTS YEAR IN LIMERICKS In the N’awlins Superdome this year The Ravens and the Niners were there The power went off Fans started to scoff A conspiracy by Goodell, hear, hear! Manti Te’o had […]
SONGS TO MISS MACK BY I’m going to miss former Texas coach Mack Brown. They’ll be nobody to make a Pat Buttram image pop into my head. He was a good coach, a class guy […]
SUPERBOWL RESTRICTIONS CHILLING Cold weather Super Bowl football fans rejoice. Not only will you not be able to warm yourself by tailgating you can’t even get a toasty limousine to drop you off at the […]
Rookie lawyer Jonathan Morton has taken an abrupt leave of absence from law firm “Fondlam, Holden, and Wang” after what friends of Morton are calling a “violent team-building sexual assault gone awry.” Morton is believed […]
Suspended Miami Dolphin Richie Incognito has denied any hazing or bullying of teammate Jonathan Martin at any time this season. Martin recently left the team after reportedly having had enough of behavior directed at him […]