Kathy’s Points to Remember Again
Here I am once again, ready to share my wisdom. I know that you have all been eager for this installment – except for those of you who don’t care one way or another and […]
Here I am once again, ready to share my wisdom. I know that you have all been eager for this installment – except for those of you who don’t care one way or another and […]
1. If you take up the entire width of a sidewalk in order to photograph your fellow travelers, local people will cross right in front of your camera, giving you a free lesson in some […]
1. Don’t walk out into a rainstorm without an umbrella right after you have spent $65 on a wash, cut and blow dry. It is also counterproductive to stick your head under water like Georgy […]
Don’t wear a pair of Espadrilles in the rain. Your feet will never recover from the emotional trauma. If you want your cat to do something, make him think you don’t want him to do […]
Emotion-driven humans are prone to perpetual folly. And capitalists, it seems, are everlastingly ready to take advantage of them. Greed, alas, springs eternal. – Lynn Parramore You know, despite what some may think, […]
Do not let your cell phone fall into the toilet. It can’t swim, and it will drown and die, taking all of those messages and pictures with it. Always blame the computer when it becomes […]
Be kind to your neighbor’s noisy, obnoxious dog. He could turn out to be one of those animal heroes you see on TV, in which case you might need him to save your life. It […]
Children, if you don’t eat all of your vegetables your brain cells will starve to death and you could end up being a humor writer. If you don’t behave yourself you will wind up living […]
Coffee, salad dressing, ketchup and marinara sauce are all programmed to seek out your white blouse and kill it. The year you have a big tax refund due you is the year you will put […]