Kathy’s Points to Remember
Don’t wear a pair of Espadrilles in the rain. Your feet will never recover from the emotional trauma. If you want your cat to do something, make him think you don’t want him to do […]
Category: Words to Think Upon
Fantasies of the Poor: Oh to be a Rich Person’s Pet.
Emotion-driven humans are prone to perpetual folly. And capitalists, it seems, are everlastingly ready to take advantage of them. Greed, alas, springs eternal. – Lynn Parramore You know, despite what some may think, […]
Kathy’s Points to Remember: High Tech Version
Do not let your cell phone fall into the toilet. It can’t swim, and it will drown and die, taking all of those messages and pictures with it. Always blame the computer when it becomes […]
Kathy’s Points to Remember … Again
Be kind to your neighbor’s noisy, obnoxious dog. He could turn out to be one of those animal heroes you see on TV, in which case you might need him to save your life. It […]
Kathy’s Points to Remember II
Children, if you don’t eat all of your vegetables your brain cells will starve to death and you could end up being a humor writer. If you don’t behave yourself you will wind up living […]
Kathy’s Points to Remember
Coffee, salad dressing, ketchup and marinara sauce are all programmed to seek out your white blouse and kill it. The year you have a big tax refund due you is the year you will put […]
Flying Pantyhosed Chubster Lives the Dream and So Can You
Meet the Dance Master. A master of the dance. He’s a flexibly soaring, happy man, with a satiated belly and a sexy pair of black pantyhose. It takes strength of character to go against the […]
Fun and Free New Craze: Ear Fingering
Darwin saw this coming… the evolution of ear-finger games was inevitable. Not only is this revelation a gamer’s dream it’s also a huge relief on their parent’s pocketbooks. Free to play, and unlike nose picking, […]