The Crystal Leather Anniversary
SLIGHTLY OFF THE MARK It occurs to me that this column comes out on March 5th, my third wedding anniversary. And by “occurs”, I mean my wife reminded me. As I wrote a few […]
Model Photography by Chad
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Life
Life as we know it
Actor Who Believes We Are All Possessed By Alien Souls Mispronounced a Name On TV
Oscar fans all over the world are rushing to make fun of actor John Travolta for mispronouncing singer Idina Menzel’s name before her Academy Awards performance of ‘Let It Go’ from the movie Frozen. Travolta […]
Game Changer
When people want to insinuate that a politician is heinous and bordering on evil, they sometimes play the Nazi card. You’ve seen those Obama-with-little-mustache photos from followers of that one guy (I think his name […]
Guacamole and the Old Testament
Mexican Appetizer GUACAMOLE INGRDIENTS 2avocados 1 jalapeno 1/2 onion 2 tbsp fresh cilantro 1 tbsp lime juice 1/2 tsp sea salt 1/4 tsp black pepper 1/2 cup diced tomatoes PREPARATION Make sure avocados are ripe. […]
Oxford Dictionary is Adding Travoltafied to Their 2015 Edition.
This just in: The Oxford dictionary has decided to add travoltafied to their 2015 edition. When asked why their reply was simple, “Twitter seems to like it. Why not?” They added, ” and we are […]
Tips to avoid alligator attacks
We’re not big fans of the Irish playwright, essayist, and pamphleteer, George Bernard Shaw, preferring the more lucid writings of the Irish novelist, dramatist and screenwriter, Roddy Doyle. If for some reason, you are not […]
Unicorn Bites 3/4/14
Wife: You don’t understand pregnancy Me: Sure I do. You whine for 10 months & then fire a kid from your baby cannon I’m basically a doctor — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) March 5, 2014 Girl, […]
Help! A Crumb Has Fallen Into My Brassiere and It Can’t Get Out!
Muffins, bread, bagels and Danish pastries are good. Crumbs are bad. Unfortunately, the good stuff contains the bad stuff. Some people can eat anything and never suffer falling crumbs, spots of marinara sauce on a […]