Life is all about compromises
She has one glass of wine: I have one slice of pizza:
The Place to Take a Humor Break
She has one glass of wine: I have one slice of pizza:
This world is stupid and it’s not fair. Jill Y is a Scientist and gets to play with time machines, all the time. I’m not allowed to use the time machine or even touch the […]
Me: Ow! Why’d you hit me with your fairy wand? 3-year-old daughter: It’s a lightsaber! I’ve never gone from anger to pride so fast. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) March 2, 2014 3-year-old: *takes 1-year-old’s toy* […]
I spent a few hours yesterday trying to whittle out the fat in a 3,635 word SF short story. It’s now 3,703 words. *sigh*
I love when Daily Fiber Films has new material to post. Here is Raymond McAnally’s newest stand up! Such a talented guy and so thrilled to share his work! [embedplusvideo height=”270″ width=”472″ editlink=”http://bit.ly/1bYyImB” standard=”http://www.youtube.com/v/Seisk2asd2M?fs=1″ vars=”ytid=Seisk2asd2M&width=472&height=270&start=&stop=&rs=w&hd=0&autoplay=0&react=1&chapters=¬es=” […]
It is a scenario I hear all the time. Somebody bought a 50-inch TV five years ago for $3500.00 and now it needs repaired. Guess what? It isn’t worth fixing. “What do you mean it […]
We recently had one of our many discussions about stuff. Jill Y thinks that people have lost track of the teachings of Confucius and any grasp of ethical goodness. I didn’t understand anything she said […]
You’re officially an adult when you realize being honest and being polite are never the same thing. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) March 1, 2014 Wife: You didn’t notice my haircut Me: You didn’t notice mine […]
THE FRENCH AND THE RUSSIANS Once everybody else saw that the Italians had come up with a Good Thing, other countries wanted to get in on it. I already covered the Germans in an earlier […]