Unicorn Bites 2/28/14
1-year-old: *pees in the potty for the first time* Me: You’re a big girl now! 1: Yeah! Me: Rent is due on the 1st. Don’t be late. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) February 28, 2014 Me: […]
Things Nobody Should Have Ever Told Us
There are some wise-sounding sayings that are not as wise as they sound. It would have been better if they had not been said in the first place, or if they had been rephrased to […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please help me explain to my penny-pinching husband the absurdity of his thinking. When I told him our dishwasher died, his solution was to put the dirty dishes into our washer with our […]
Welcome To iChurch
The other day I read an article on how anti-gay policies are driving young people away from traditional churches. Right below that article was another in which the Dalai Lama posited that “technology cannot produce […]
Destructive Pandora Virus Plays Toto’s ‘Africa’ on Every Channel
Pandora Internet Radio is still reeling from a suspected virus which hit the site earlier this year and continues to plague the site. The destructive result of the malicious software is that Toto’s “Africa” will […]
Tony’s phone must be off the hook.
Scurvy Jane decided that she was going to decide to do it. She thought about applying for the position for one week and three weeks and two days. It was a management position that included […]
Unicorn Bites 2/27/14
Coworker: I’m offended Me: I’m sorry to hear that C: Thanks Me: No, I’m sorry to hear your voice at all. The fact you exist depresses me. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) February 27, 2014 There’s […]
The Horrors of Holiday Food
SLIGHTLY OFF THE MARK People, we need to talk about holiday food. I know what you’re thinking: “The holidays are over! Don’t make us rehash holiday hash!” Yeah, well, these days you’re never far […]
Where did I put that tape?
Now you see it, now you don’t
Clinton Documents
Some of the secret documents from the Clinton Administration will be released by the Clinton Library in Little Rock, Arkansas. Comedy writers everywhere are standing by.