Do You Have What It Takes to be an Olympian?
According to an article in The Daily Beast, there were 100,000 condoms delivered to Sochi for the approximately 3000 athletes. For a 17-day event, that’s a lot of action! If my math is correct, I […]
Alex doesn’t choose his words well.
Alex is going to experience ice-cold
Laugh at life.
Don’t ever let anyone tell you that man-eating sharks are not dangerous. Other dangerous things that you might not be aware of include shopping in places that are not online – too easy to get […]
Kickstarter Hacked!
On Wednesday, law enforcement officials contacted Kickstarter to inform them hackers had gained access to their customers’ information. What makes this situation awkward is the hackers were able to commit their crime by raising money […]
Unicorn Bites 2/15/14
If a female tennis star grunts, it’s OK, but if I do it, I’m “causing a scene at the air hockey table.” Now I’m banned from Chuck E. Cheese. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) February 15, […]
Deadly Mike
Bill Y has no time at all for racism, egoism or Bon Jovi fanaticism. I do however have a lot of time for absurdism, realism and atheism. Our imaginary son’s friend Deadly Mike “two-time killer” […]
Unicorn Bites 2/14/14
Wife: What did you get me for Valentine’s Day? Me: The gift of being married to me. You’re all invited to my funeral. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) February 14, 2014 After dying due to mechanical […]
Weight For It.
And this makes a difference because?
Happy Valentines Day
It’s Valentine’s Day. And you know that means – it’s time for highly unqualified people like me to offer advice on romance. But honestly, I want everyone to have a great day. I’m here to […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please forgive me for my horrific Valentine’s Day debacle. When I pledged to my loving wife I’d give her my heart, she was so overjoyed she said she’d give me her heart […]