What A Boob
“I think my tits are made of memory foam”, I said to the poor man joining me for dinner. “It’s like I keep cutting them off and they keep growing back. They’re the Tempurpedic of […]
The Place to Take a Humor Break
“I think my tits are made of memory foam”, I said to the poor man joining me for dinner. “It’s like I keep cutting them off and they keep growing back. They’re the Tempurpedic of […]
Many people are coming down hard on Punxsutawney Phil for seeing his shadow and predicting 6 more weeks of winter. But, it’s not really his fault if you’re counting on a ground hog for your […]
I’ve never been accused of being reasonable and I doubt if I ever will. If I were to list all my faults here, it would take you 26 years, 12 weeks and 11 hours to […]
Me:*stands on the scale* *steps off* *stands on it again* Wife: Why’d you do that? I can’t tell her, but now I know the weight of a fart — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) February 5, 2014 […]
The Stories Opera is more than just middle-aged fat people in period costumes making funny sounds. An opera is a play, with a plot. The only differences between operas and spoken plays are: (1) operas […]
SLIGHTLY OFF THE MARK Did you hear about the pothole that swallowed Cleveland? It spit the city back out. Thought it didn’t have good taste. Actually, a few years ago I wrote a story […]
SUPER BOWL 48 HAS ITS MOMENTS The game wasn’t that close. Still, we have an obligation to our readers to dig out the ironies and other possible funny stuff related or associated with […]
This is why they’re man’s best friend.
If you’re like me, you’re sick and tired of surrendering your Second Amendment rights whenever you go into the courthouse for a contentious child-custody hearing. You’ve had it up to here with a Post Office […]
I think it was Shakespeare who said, “life is a SyFi Channel TV movie, and we all are merely Danny and Billy Baldwins trying to stumble our way through a shitty production.” Before you tell […]