The Teacher

The truth is out there now so I might as well hold my passport up and admit it. I’m not who I claim to be. This is great when applying for jobs that you’re not […]

Unicorn Bites 1/22/14

3-year-old: *calls out in the middle of the night* I have to pee Me: Then pee 3: *pees* Me: I MEANT IN THE TOILET! Always be specific — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) January 22, 2014 My […]