Spot The Difference and Win Absolutely Nothing.
Noel “Gnome Lover” Nolan is not famous around these parts but if there was any justice, he would be. This most dedicated lover of gnomes is not a Bon Jovi fan, not a fan of […]
Unicorn Bites 2/1/14
My 3-year-old saw a picture of an orangutan and asked if it was a wookie. She lives in a world where Chewbacca is real. Childhood is awesome — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) February 2, 2014 Women […]
Confessions of a Hopeless Shopper
I can’t walk into any retail establishment and come out with only what I intended to buy. I must have inherited this trait from my father, because all of my immediate female ancestors were great […]
In a world that’s apparently run out of first names, today’s tots are going to be in a world of hurt.
“SORRY,KID. YOUR NAME IS BRADY BRADY.” In an episode of the show Sex and the City, Miranda and her ex-boyfriend Steve Brady mull over names for their in-utero son. Miranda ponders the classic “Danny”, and Steve […]
Columbus’ Other Achievement
According to History Channel, Christopher Columbus did more than find new sea routes to the new world. He and his crew also found syphilis which they brought back and spread throughout Europe. If that’s not […]
And Yet More Opera for People Who Don’t Like It
The Men (i.e. Tenors, Baritones and Basses) Male opera singers are just as crazy as the females, and just as likely to flay you alive if you get them mad, especially at performance time. Add […]
Zombie Apocalypse
The irony of posting this on my phone is not lost on me
Chocolate and Vanilla Sundae
American Dessert CHOCOLATE AND VANILLA SUNDAE INGREDIENTS 3/4 cup whipping cream 1 cup semisweet chocolate chips 1 teaspoon vanilla extract 1/3 cup unsalted peanuts (or already ground) 2 pints chocolate ice cream 2 pints vanilla […]
I NEED A WHAT?
A colonoscopy. The scary “C” word. Something I have been putting off for awhile. This is what you get for your birthday once you hit fifty. “Hey, happy birthday! Here’s your present—a gift wrapped colonoscopy!” […]
Mind = Blown
We’re not the type to let things bother us too much. We take things in our stride and prefer to kickback to some chill out sounds, reading Paulo Coelho while exercising our Zen like minds. […]