Everybody needs a friend

I don’t have any funny today folks and I don’t want any. Some might know this story and some may not. For those who think there’s no love in this world, think again:

Unicorn Bites 1/17/14

3-year-old: There’s a monster in my closet. Me: No, he’s in the pantry. 3: Me: He only eats kids. She’ll never open my Cheetos again. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) January 17, 2014 I don’t know […]

Friday Humor Devotional

Dear Lord, please remind our granddaughter’s lovely teenage friend who graciously offered to make us pizza for dinner.  When the directions say remove the plastic from the frozen pizza then place in oven, it means […]

A Reading From The Book of Jovi

Time to peek inside the hidden depths of the mind of Bill Y. When I was littler, I asked Santa for the Millennium Falcon. This is what Santa brought me instead. Now, is it any […]

Unicorn Bites 1/16/14

When I picked up my 3-year-old daughter from daycare, a little boy said, “She’s my girlfriend.” It was cute, but I still maced him. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) January 16, 2014 My goal in life […]

Sports Body Painters Bug Me

SPORTS FAN BODY PAINTERS PUZZLING Sports fans are crazy, I’ve proven that. But here’s one I’ve never been able to figure: the bare chested painted warblers. You’ve seen them, right, the hairless naked-from-the-waist-up guys standing […]