I’ve Changed.

I’m a sorry excuse of an individual. Back in the day, my dog and I used to bark at those hipsters with their complete lack of understanding of irony. Slim Shady would bark “get out […]

Unicorn Bites 1/27/14

3-year-old: Daddy, what is your job? Me: I sit in a cubicle all day and try not to be sad. 3: Apparently I was supposed to lie. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) January 27, 2014 *1-year-old […]

One minute you’re questioning life and wondering if you’re as random as the next guy isn’t and then your imaginary son goes and does you proud.

One minute you’re questioning life and wondering if you’re as random as the next guy isn’t and then your imaginary son goes and does you proud: