Unicorn Bites 12/19/13
Alcohol kills germs, so I drink it to sanitize my organs. It’s basically a health food. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) December 19, 2013 Things were said. Feelings were hurt. Your car was set […]
Have you ever been to a Febreze Air Effects party? If so, was it any fun?
Imagine if a group of people threw a party, trashed the house, doused the place with perfume, and then brought in blindfolded strangers the next day. This sounds like the plot of a Stanley Kubrick […]
Projectile Potato Pellets Could Be The Toy of the Year
I was standing in line at the register and of course, eyeing all the impulse buy items. I picked up some unique candy and some other fun stocking stuffers and then my eyes fell upon […]
Business Owner Annoyed By Christmas Bell
Yep… you read that right!! A business owner, just east of Pittsburgh, PA was annoyed by the Salvation Army bell ringing. The Salvation Army was contacted today, after a business owner in the plaza […]
Rebel, Rebel…
Thanks for dropping by. Take a look around and maybe have a bit of a laugh at the mocking. Sometimes I think I make things too easy. You drop by and maybe have a bit […]
A&E Network Shocked That Redneck in Redneck Reality Show Holds Redneck Beliefs
The A&E Television Network has suspended a leading redneck in their wildly popular reality show about rednecks doing redneck things. In a recent magazine interview, the leading redneck was quoted as saying the types of […]
Unicorn Bites 12/18/13
Whenever I see a sign that says, “300 days without an accident,” I don’t feel safe. I just wonder what the hell happened 300 days ago. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) December 18, 2013 […]
St. Chicken of the Sea
Religion lives in all forms in Florida. There are the Jewish people who escape the North’s cold winters, the Evangelists who tolerate the Jewish people because they know that a thriving Israel is their ticket […]
What The Duck?
Duck Dynasty star Phil Robertson recently did an interview with GQ magazine. Considering GQ’s emphasis on male fashion and Phil’s affection for cammo gear, this makes about as much sense as an anti-bullying group interviewing […]