Let’s not talk about music now.
In Greek mythology, Echo was a mountain nymph who loved the sound of her own voice. I too love the sound of my own voice although not as much as I hate The Voice. Bill […]
Unicorn Bites 11/27/13
My wife has a catchphrase. It’s “no.” — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 27, 2013 “No, I can’t ‘make’ time for you. Time can’t be created or destroyed. LEARN SCIENCE, MOTHER FUCKER.” That Jehovah’s […]
It’s Funny What We’re Thankful For
SLIGHTLY OFF THE MARK “I cried because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. So I took his shoes. What was he going to do, chase me down?” […]
Liquid Thanksgiving from the Bare Nekked Chef Recipe #22
Daily Fiber Films celebrates Thanksgiving: [embedplusvideo height=”352″ width=”476″ editlink=”http://bit.ly/17VRTJM” standard=”http://www.youtube.com/v/gnARMIj76fU?fs=1″ vars=”ytid=gnARMIj76fU&width=476&height=352&start=&stop=&rs=w&hd=0&autoplay=0&react=1&chapters=¬es=” id=”ep5916″ /]
Frustrations of Self Serve Gas
When I’m getting gas, I’m usually in a hurry…either to get to an appointment or to get home.. either way, BOTH are places that I told people I’d be home 20 minutes ago! Then, I […]
Happy Thanksgiving to the Humor Outcast Community!
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When you’re as brilliant as I undoubtedly am, the insignificant people will insist on commenting on it, in their own meagre, trivial little way.
A dog owner is an owner of dog(s) but did you know that self-absorbed, shallow, conceited and arrogant are just a few of the better things I’ve been called since lunchtime? It doesn’t even bother […]
Baby Boomer Strikes Again!
Okay, listen up. My generation is blamed, castigated and/or praised for everything from loose morals to rock music to marijuana and LSD to health food and long hair. We are now being told that we […]
Unicorn Bites 11/26/13
Boss: What’d you accomplish today? Me: I made the office prettier by showing up B: M: B: M: I didn’t poop my pants B: That’s progress — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 26, 2013 […]