1) You say tomato 2) We say tomato 3) We clap politely and might, if extremely excited, mutter ‘Bravo!’ 4) You whoop and holler and let loose with your Smith and Wesson six shooters 5) […]
When you’re a petty criminal, sometimes an intel gathering operation doesn’t go as planned. Getting arrested in the Best Buy parking lot with a trunk full of NIC cards and processors isn’t the end of […]
If you dial a Select Comfort mattress to 666, it turns into your deathbed.
The perfect gift for someone who has everything is a garbage bag.
It has come to my attention that corporate bigwigs are ruining our country. I know you are shocked; this was a surprise to me too. I just always assumed that CEOs of major corporations were […]
Just when you think this man can’t say anything more stupid: Rush Limbaugh said President Obama wanted Hurricane Irene to be a disaster so that he could push the leftist agenda. He said the media […]
I see all these advertisements for the latest craze in our zeal to keep germs away from us — the personal automatic soap dispenser. Not that these are new because I’ve seen them for years […]
To one up Will and Jada Pinkett Smith, Beyonce and Jay-Z just announced the release of their unborn baby’s first album.
On Saturday, Grand Central Station in NYC was eerily empty – closed because of Hurricane Irene. That was a shame because Saturday was also the day I was supposed to be there performing in my […]
So my husband took the red-eye flight recently from San Francisco to Philadelphia. He flies a lot for work, and probably three times a year, he takes a red-eye flight. But this last time he […]