As a Matter of Fact
Some say he didn’t see Jesus at all but some didn’t see what he had seen. When absolute proof is presented in an absolute way, there is simply no room left for doubt. From the […]
Unicorn Bites 11/17/13
When I see a driver’s ed student try to parallel park I throw my body against the back of his car & scream in pain. Fear is the best teacher — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn […]
Excerpt from THE CHAIN by Robin Lamont
The second excerpt from the thriller THE CHAIN by HO writer Robin Lamont From Chapter 3 (Emmet Chapel, a new supervisor at the meat packing plant is beginning his day). Emmet began outside and […]
Oh Good There’s Only One Person Ahead of Me – Famous Last Words
The other day I was busy running errands. I didn’t have much time so I was very glad that everywhere I went there wasn’t a large line of people waiting ahead of me. First, I decided to […]
From the philosophical to the foolish, the internet has something for all.
This internet houses some of the most unusual, strange, off-the-wall amusements imaginable. Even as you read this nonsense now, you can bet your Genesis ‘1984 World Tour’ t-shirt, that someone, somewhere is creating something that […]
Unicorn Bites 11/16/13
Wife: Does this shirt make me look pregnant? Me: No, it makes you look fat. Just once, it’d be nice if my brain and mouth worked together. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 16, […]
Eating At Home Tonight
Without looking at the photo below, try to guess what this guy is holding in his hand. No cheating! It’s obviously some type of building material, right? Perhaps it’s a chunk of drywall. Or maybe […]
How to Live in a Gated Community – for FREE!
The older I get the more I realize how much time I have left to live, or, more accurately, how much time I don’t have left to live. I wasn’t worried about dying when I […]
The “Light Aid” Disagreement
Madam—or in this case, the management—appeared at my door today to offer up a tart sermon on my departure from our training program. Not that I needed reminding, but I thought we had an informal […]